Post by cweowner on Mar 17, 2014 1:15:06 GMT -5
Cole "Oh no there he his. No longer the fun loving dancing Khali. This Man no means buisness
JR "And Claudio wants nothing to do with him.
King "Who can blame him.
King 'Alberto just pushed Claudio
JR "And that monster just throw Claudio over the top
Cole "Did you notice he throw him out as he was getting in the ring. What has Jinder Mahal done to this giant ?
King "I know i prefer him when he was dancing around and singing Shawn Michaels theme badly !
JR "Those mighty chops are enough to break a mans skull !!!
Cole "Mason may not even be strong enough to eliminate Khali !!!
King "He's sure going to try. A clothesline !
JR "Has the Giant unsteady and another ?
Cole "No he side steps and Mason is eliminated. What a great performance from Mason
JR "Another huge stare down its been so many in this match.
Cole "The Worlds strongest man and The Punjabi nightmare lock up !
King "Did i just see Mark Henry getting power slamed
JR "Cena is ready for Khali
Cole "He can't do this surely
King "He's nearly got him up !!!
King "No The Great Khali just swipe at John Cena like he was a bug
Cole "So much action taken place in this match. Only happens once a year. Who will go on to Wrestlemania 30 ??
King "It could be this guy who'm ever it is
Cole "There again ...Maybe not ha ha
JR "Stranger things have happened before. That's no disrespect to Santino Marella
King "Oh no your kidding Santino don't do this.
JR "We know Santino was left high and dry by his tag team partner. The Great Khali. This past week on Smackdown.
Cole "Cobra to The Great Khali
Cole "This guys a goof i can't believe him sometimes.
King "Santino has just relised the cobra had no effect on Khali
Cole "Well what did he think was going to happen ?. Santino is going to pay now for sure !!!
Cole "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME !!!.
JR "John Cena has just eliminated a 7 foot 400 pound giant with the FU
Cole "How does he do that
King "Batista sends Santino out.
Cole "Well thanks for coming Santino
JR "The Animal is just laughing at Santino
Crowd "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
King "Cena eliminates Batista
JR "That never say die attitude of John Cena. And Batista can't believe it
Cole "I think you've anger him guys.
King "Come on Batista nothing worth this ?
JR "Batista has the monitor
Cole "Batista ain't done with Cena.
JR "NO DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT !!!! SON OF A BI...CH
King "JR Be professional
JR "Well i know King. I'm sorry about that but he could of just ended John Cena's career right there.
Cole "Yeah even i thought that was too far
Cole "Wait how the hell did he get in the ring.
King "I don't know but Batista still has that tv monitor in hand
JR "And again !!!!!! Someone take it away from him !!!
Cole "Batista is very angry and rightfully so.
King "Yeah and now for the first time ever. Batista is going to make the superhero fly !!!
Cole "And it looks like Cena is going the same way !!
JR "Cena is out of this match. But its a damn shame.
King "Yeah once again Batista has cost John Cena his chance for the title.
King "He's back !!!
JR "MVP back in the hood
JR "Taking a swing at everything moving
JR "Even his former partner Mark Henry
Cole "JR i ain't letting that go.
Cole "Maybe my ears are playing tricks on me
Cole "Yeah you just say MVP is back in da hood. ha ha ?
JR "Balling player.
Cole "And now you've said Balling.
Cole "Ha ha exclusive there folks. JR is down with it.
JR "I don't know what you meen i'm always down with it playa !!!
Cole "What else is going to happen tonight.
King "Well i gotta go.
JR "Oright King !!!
Cole "What the hell is this ?. Now your in it
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JR "King the 64 year old veteran showing he can still go.
JR "Sister Christian takes a roudhouse by the King
JR "There's one for your boy Cole. !
Cole "Oh shut up !!. This is stupid. King is a retired commentator. Why the hells he need to be in this match ??
JR "Same reason everyone is Cole ?
JR "To face the champion at WrestleMania 30. Fist drop to the Miz.
Cole "This is so very wrong !
JR "Low blow by Christian there that was evil.
Cole "Yeah good that'll stop him in his tracks !
JR "Who's pulling the number 26th entrant
Cole "Yeah heres a great athlete now Ted Dibiase
Cole "Yeah get King !
JR "He calls that the dream street and he nailed it perfectly !!!
Cole "Whats he doing ?
JR "It looks like he's been distracted by something ?
Cole "Its that mystery figure again. He's been appearing for weeks who is it
Cole "Oh NO !!!
JR "Ha ha good on ya King.
JR "King just eliminated his first ever Royal Rumble elimination
Cole "I will never hear the end of that on RAW.
JR "It looks like Dibiase doesn't care more interested in who that mysterious figure could be.
Cole "John Morrison throw himself at Mark Henry
Cole "And well the results speak for themselves
JR "Miz attacking the King in the corner
Cole "This is a risky moment on behalf of Kofi Kingston here
JR "Whats he thinking here.
Cole "Alberto Del Rio the man who's been in there since number one has just sent Kofi over the top rope.
JR "He's landed on our table right infront of us.
Cole "Bad luck Kofi maybe next year !
JR "I think Kofi has just relised his feet ain't touched the ground.
Cole "What ! ? No its over for Kofi Kingston isn't it.?
JR "Well the rules do state a wrestlers both feet much be touching the floor and well he's on our desk.
Cole "Whats he going to do perch on here all night. There's no way he can make it back to the ring ?
JR "Well i'll be damned he did it Cole ?
Cole "Unbelievable athletic skills by Kofi Kingston here.
JR "Kofi made it to ring apron but still is in danger
Cole "What a move. Hurricaranna to Alberto.
JR "Its Carlito Caribean Cool. Puerto Rican professional wrestler better known internationally by his ring name Carlito. He belongs to a wrestling family, being the son of Carlos Colón, Sr., who introduced him to wrestling.
Cole "Enziguri to Kofi Kingston.
JR "And still as we speak
JR "Alberto Del Rio is still in from number one. That's a record time of 52 minutes now.
Cole "Carlito clotheslines the King Jerry Lawler
JR "Miz stop Carlito in his tracks with that DDT.
Cole "Pretty suprised he didn't bounce off the matt with that hair
JR "Carved out of stone with a chisel. The Masterpiece, Chris Masters enters at number 28
Cole "Why is everyone picking on the Miz lately ?
JR "Christian over the top !!!....No just on the apron he hung on.
Cole "Masterpiece attacked from behind by Mark Henry
JR "Mark Henry's had a pretty impressive run in this match. Running at 37 minutes and 27 seconds.
Cole "How do you know all this JR
JR "I do my home work
Cole "MVP with a Boot !!!!!
JR "And Christian can't believe it. Oh no
JR "Oh no its a grown man throwing a tantrum. Have you ever seen anything like it before
Cole "Heres comes the man who time forgot !
Cole "Again attacking Miz ?
JR "Zack Ryder sends Carlito over the top rope.
Cole "Look at that idiot. I heard he's dedicating this match to Stone Cold. Who's in intensive care right now.
JR "That is true. Stone Cold last week mowed down by an unknown assassin. Get well soon Steve my friend
Cole "This is getting silly. Zack just sent Masterpiece over the top rope.
JR "King has a partner get em.
Cole "Yeah what we gonna call them. The reunited Bushwhackers !
JR "Ok here comes the final entrance no surprise at all. 7 foot talk 425 pounds the Big Show.
Cole "Whos that ?
Cole "Its over for MVP !!
JR "Morrison still in. A great performance
Cole "Morrison runs at Henry big mistake !
Cole "Over the top rope goes the Friday night Delight !
JR "Shades of the legendary Heart Break Kid. Morrison hanging on for dear life.
Cole "Herny with that powerful elbow
Cole "Takes Morisson out.
JR "The Big Show just eliminated the Worlds strongest man.
Cole "Well if anyone is going to do it. It has to be the Big Show !!!
Cole "What is Mr Ryder thinking
JR "He may not be thinking. He's trying to get rid of the big Show ??
Cole "Show can't even believe it.
JR "Its all over for the Long island one Zack Ryder
Cole "I think he held on JR ?
Cole "I think its about time JR. For us to make our predictions. And i have to pick Alberto. I think he's going to do a Shawn Michaels.
JR "That's a great prediction Cole. I'm not sure who. But i'd after go with my long time co broadcast partner and good friend. Jerry Lawler
Cole "Big Show is in shock. Kofi Kingston. just did the impossible.
JR "We havn't seen that in years. The piledriver
Cole "Yeah cos its banned !!
JR "Not in this match it ain't
Cole "No he can't do this ...........
Cole "King you don't need to do this !!!
JR "What is Micheal Cole doing
King "Move out of the damn way !!!
Cole "No i can't let you do this ..........
JR "Oh no come on. That idiot Micheal Cole. Who is sposed to be King and my friend.
JR "The Miz just eliminated King.
Cole "King i'm so so..... sooor.....sorry....
JR "Yeah get him King !
JR "King has just chased Micheal Cole to the back.
JR "Ok i'm doing a solo now. But we are down to the final four !!!
PART 6