Post by cweowner on Feb 12, 2012 7:43:00 GMT -5
Cole "Raw is back from the commercial break. And we are live out looking the sunny sweet. Madison Square Garden Arena
King "The home of the rebirth of CWE Monday night RAW tonight
Cole "The team of Legacy set for tag team action tonight.
King "And by the sound of things. Legacy are not fan favorites
Cole "And here there come King. JTG along with Shad Gaspard. Papa rollies and check your fortys its Cryme Time
King "Will you stop pretending to be cool Micheal Cole
Cole "King i am cool. I'm down with the hood you getz me
King "Oh please
King "Well whilst Micheal Cole is anything but cool. Cryme Time are deffently cool. Just hear this crowd.
Cole "Its gonna be JTG from Cryme Time starting it off against Ted Diabiase
King "Ted Diabiase starting things off aggressively with a boot to the midsection
King "Followed by a well place uppercut.
Cole "That knocks JTG staggering there
Cole "Ted Diabiase sends JTG for a ride
King "Ducks a clothesline
Cole "Follows up with a beautifully well executed flying clothesline.
King "You need to take a pack of peanuts alongside a flight attendent next time you go that high.
Cole "Ted Diabiase now on dreamstreet and no pun intended there.
King "Drop kick by JTG
Cole "What a night we've had so far. Still to come a huge main event.
Cole "Pitting John Cena vs CM Punk for the coverted Heavyweight championship.
King "Oh what we gonna see now ?
Cole "A face buster monover there never seen that done by JTG.
King "Woah look out !
Cole "Hooks the leg can he get it ?
Cole "No just a two count.
King "Ted Diabiase had his shoulder straight up there.
Cole "Ted Diabiase back incontrol with a nicely swift placed knee to the soloplexes of JTG.
King "He may have knocked the wind out of JTG on that one.
Cole "Great powerslam. Taking a dreary JTG by surprise
King "Can Ted score a win for Legacy ?
Cole "No just a one count there..
Cole "Tags in his partner and the son of the hall of famer Dusty Rhodes. Cody Rhodes.
King "Look at the ego on Rhodes. Nothing like his father. Taunting a falling JTG
Cole "Your right King he's nothing like Dusty Rhodes he has talent. Like he told me earlier. He said and i quote. He wants to be nothing like his father.
King "Well Cole he doesn't need to worry about that he has talent but he hasn't past his dads talent just yet.
Cole "Oh a boot there by Cody. Right in JTG's face.
King "Now Cody completely taking it too one half of Cryme Time. JTG.
Cole "Cody Rhodes wants to surpass his dad.
King "Well like i keep saying Cole. He has along way to go yet.
Cole "Cody locking in this form of a reverse sleeper.
King "JTG could be fading here tonight.
Cole "These fans have never been so electric so exciting its the new CWE Raw and the new era has started tonight.
King "JTG busting out the hold there.
Cole "Makes a difference to where Cryme Time are usually busting out from.
King "Cody now turns the move into a normal sleeper hold.
Cole "JTG trying to fight back here
King "Unbelievable he floated over and took Cody with him.
Cole "Well thats one way to break the hold.
King "Now both JTG and Cody needs to make a tag.
Cole "I do believe whomever makes it to there partner first will have a garentee at winning this match.
King "Well they better hurry no movement from either men. ANd the ref is up to six
Cole "JTG attempting to tag in Shad. The fresh'es man of this match
King "Just an extra inch further JTG
Cole "Cody trys to stop him
King "He got it. He got the tag !
Cole "Woah here comes the big man, Shad Gaspard !
King "He nails Cody with a few fists
Cole "Followed up by a huge clothesline.
King "What an impact Shad is making on this match he just took out both members of Legacy with two clotheslines.
Cole "He has Ted Diabiase whats he gonna do ?
Cole "Nooooo Another huge right to Ted Diabiase !
King "That one sent him into next week
Cole "Oh no he knocked Cody off the ring apron !
King "Oh my god !!!!!
Cole "Woah !!!!
Cole ...........................
King ...........................
Ref "1 2 ...3
(Bell rings)
Cole "Well Cryme Time prevales but the big story here is what we have just witnessed
King "..........I'm.......I'm just speechless Cole
Ted "Come on i need some help out here !
Ted "I.....I just can't......
Doctor 1 "Its ok calm down
Ted "I didn't meen to........dad ?
Ted SR "Its ok son calm down it was an accident. No ones to blame
Ted "Its all my fault dad ................What have i done
Doctor 2 "Ok you ready ?..
Cole "Well Folks.......We'll try to go through what just happend out here. We believe that Ted Diabiase bounded into Cody Rhodes, Who was standing on the ring apron. Cody then bounced off smashing his face and head straight into those steel ring steps. And we are also getting word that Cody is been taken to a hospital and we hope to get an update as and when it becomes available.
King "Yeah weather you dislike Cody Rhodes or your his fan. We wanna wish him a speedy recovery. I mean like you said Cole. He went face first into those ring steps. No telling what damage Cody could of suffered. And i just wanna say from everyone we hope Cody Rhodes will be back soon
Kelly Kelly "Yeah Rey have you seen the new photo shot of me in CWE magazine
Rey "Yeah man its really cool K2
Vickie "EXCUSE ME !!!!!
Kelly Kelly "Hey Vickie hows it goi,.................
Vickie "I SAID EXCUSE ME !!!!!!!!!!
Vickie "Did you see what happend to me out there Rey ?
Rey "Yeah i did i was gon.......
Vickie "I got humiliated thats what happend. It was surposed to be my night. Mr McMahon wanted me to run Monday night RAW. It was surposed to be the new era of Monday night Raw with Vickie Guererro, Your's truely as manager !!! Instead we have a beer swilling foul vile Texain running RAW, And not doing a good job either.
Kelly Kelly "Well actually i think Raw's great now the rattle snakes in charge
Vickie "EXCUSE ME .... EXCUSE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly Kelly "I can't listen to this anymore i gotta run. See you later Rey.
Rey "Bye Kelly
Vickie "WHAT !!!!!!! Excuse me now your on her side ?
Rey "I'm on no ones side. Ok so Stone Cold stunned you and took your job it was wrong but.............
Vickie "Your right it was wrong !!!. I bet you was back here laughing at me all the time
Rey "No i wasn'................
Vickie "Yeah i bet you was. What happend to us two Rey ?. Huh you were surposed to be looking out for me Rey. Eddie told you to take care of me
Rey "I do......
Vickie "Well not anymore.....If you can't take care of me then i'll find someone who can. And then he'll take care of you !!!!!!!!! HA HA HA
Fans "yeahhhhhh
Fans "Boooooooooooo
CM Punk "(Coughs)
Stone Cold "Can i help you .... Do you want a beer ?
CM Punk "You should know i don't want a beer
Stone Cold "You don't drink beer ?. I got it
Stone Cold "You want a whiskey ?
CM Punk "What
Stone Cold "A Tequilla ?
CM Punk "What
Stone Cold "Oh your a Gin drinker ?
CM Punk "What the hell
Stone Cold "Then what the hell are you and baldy locks doing in my office ?
CM Punk "I'll tell you Mr Rattesnake
Stone Cold "Well I wish you would ....
CM Punk "Although your clinickly insane and drunk with power literally right now. I have to thank you...
Stone Cold "Thank me ?
CM Punk "Yes thats right thank you....For making the right choice tonight. Not just handed me or Cena the title like most General Managers would. But made a match. A match for the ages.
CM Punk "A match where tonight i will walk in the best and walk out the best and new Heavyweight champion. Cos i am the BEST IN THE WORLD !!!
Stone Cold "Well first of all Stone Cold wants to thank you for thanking him he very much appreichiates it.
Stone Cold "Second off, In your match tonight Black beard here. He's banned from ringside....No Luke Gallows
CM Punk "That's fine i don't need him anyway.
Stone Cold "Only thing left to say is goodluck.
CM Punk "I don't live on luck Austin.