Post by cweowner on Mar 31, 2013 19:33:33 GMT -5
JR "One Smackdown away from the biggest pay per view of the year. The Royal Rumble. And tonight Smackdown's brought to you here live in. Cleveland Ohio,
JBL "What a show we have tonight for you. Even if its in such a rinky dink city like this.
JR "As honest as ever John.
JBL "Ain't no other way i'd do things JR. But what i can tell you has me on the edge my seat tonight. Is the debut of the Mexican Legend. Sin Cara.
JR "Yes that is one to wait for. But not forgetting the reunite of the Hardy Boys here tonight.
JBL "I don't think. G-Rilla or Regal know what they have let themselves in for tonight.
JR "Also starting tonight and leading up to the Royal Rumble. Will be qualifying one on one matches. Meaning the winner will enter the Royal Rumble but the loser will have his dreams of Wrestle Mania maineventing dashed.
JR "But lets call it up front and go to ringside.
Lilian Garcia "Ladies and Gentlemen this is your opening contest and it is for the United States heavy weight title.
JR "We take a look back at 2 episodes ago.
JR "It was John Morrison vs Christian for US title. Christian would lose his title.
JR "But this wouldn't settle well with Captian Charisma. As last week on Smackdown he made an a bold statement. Invoking his rematch clause. In an provoked attack.
JR "This brings us to tonight rematch.
JBL "Yeah right after wacking Morrisy upside the head with the belt.
JR "Its Morrison !
JBL "Morrisy.....Morrison. Monkey doo. There all the same all talented losers.
JR "I would certainly disagree with you there John. Morrison is not a loser. Far from it he's held the US title on more than one occasion in CWE.
JBL "Yeah and like i always say he must of lost it more than once too.
JR "That's what its all about.
JBL "I don't think they need reminding. Soon as this match is over. The one that's victorious will be homing the gold.
JBL "Once that bell rings your in there with the lions.
JR "Christian cutting Morrison off at the early stages of this match
JBL "Beautiful haymaker there. Mike Tyson will be proud !
JR "The challenger has caught the champion off his game tonight.
JR "As he sends the Friday night delight off the ropes.
JR "But the increadable quick style high flying athletic John Morrison fights back with a flying foreman.
JBL "Shades of the now retired Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels
JR "What he gonna do here ?
JR "That's one way of stopping your opponents momentum
JBL "John Morrison reminds me so much of myself in my days.
JR "What ?. Morrison just kicked Christian head off.
JBL "What you mean ?. Remember my high flying in the ring ?
JR "Erm ..... No !. Morrison missed the kick. Christian takes advantage.
JR "One....Two
?
JR "No only a two count in the first pinfall of this championship match !
JBL "This is what a champion should not resort in doing
JBL "Brawling its not good for them or there title reign !
JR "Like you havn't brawled in your time John
JBL "I havn't and I resent your implications
JR "Christian back in control here.
JBL "No the champion blocks it and sends Christian over the top rope. And if that happened at the Royal Rumble. And he lands on the ringside area. Hes gone.
JR "Looks like Christian hung on though
JR "Christian drops him throat first across the top rope.
JBL "The champions in trouble. But this is a foolish maneuver. Instead of letting his opponent up he should be knocking him back down.
JBL "See told you !
JR "John cut Christian off climbing the top rope.
JR "Backdrops Christian off the top rope.
JBL "Now Morrison with a high risk of his own. The split legged moonsault
JR "Christian moved. But Morrison lands feet first like a cat
JBL "Its the all the American !
JR "Jack Swagger whats he doing here ?
JBL "Christian is setting Morison up for it JR !. The spear made famous by his brother
JR "No the quick paced Morison with a splits in mid air
JBL "No don't turn around Christian !
JR "There it is the Moonlight drive !
JR "John Morison with a cover
JBL "What a damn crying shame
JR "But the celebration is short lived.
JBL "Jack Swagger I love it.
JR "This all American has destroyed the champion
JR "Hey come on that's not yours !
JBL "I don't think he cares
JR "Jack Swagger has come on the mission of making an impact on our United States champion.
JBL "And if you ask my JR. Theres a man who should be our champion
The Rock "Oh yeah you see that. That's how you put an arm lock on !
Kelly Kelly "Oh yeah Rock you so strong !
Carlito "Hey Rock !...........What the f..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Rock "What the hell
? You sick freak !!!!!. Carlito "Me sic.....
The Rock "Yeah you !. The Rock was just performin.......I meen showning the lovely Kelly Kelly how to apply an arm lock...............
The Rock "Oh no look you have it all over her tush now !
Kelly Kelly "Its ok i like it shoot all over my tush.
The Rock "......................
The Rock "Yeah what
?.. You broke a lovely image there. Carlito "What didn't you get my tweets ?. I have been sending you
. The Rock "The Rock has better things to do than listen to some palmtree wannabe's tweets
Carlito "Palmtree... ? Oh thats cute. Well i tweeted you to let you know that tonight is Carlito's team to make an impact. I was wondering who my opponents will be.
The Rock "zzzzzzzzzz. Sorry you started boring the Rock. You will know when everyone else knows. Now scram. The Rock needs to heavyly digest what just happened.
The Rock ".....................................
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