Post by cweowner on Jul 16, 2012 17:40:42 GMT -5
Part 1
JR "Under two more Smackdowns away from the 2012 Royal Rumble.
The CWE global empire are shouting thereselfs into a frenzy as we kick off Smackdown here at Virginia . What will be
a great Smackdown here tonight.
JBL "Thats right my cowboy friend. The Game, The cerebral assassin,
The king of kings, Whatever you wanna call him. He's deverstating and
he's back live here tonight on Smackdown.
JBL "But before we get to that it looks like someone has some explaining to
do
JR "Last time on Smackdown. The Rock unintentionally cost Randy Orton the
World title. To one Dolph Ziggler.
JBL "Unintentionally my arse !. Have you heard yourself. Your talking about the
Rock here. The man who calls himself the Great one. He did it on a purpose as
he can't stay out of the lime light.
JR "Thats the biggest bunch of crap you've talked you know that ?
The Rock "You know the Rock's made some bad descissions over the past. The
Rock has made good descission. And some very ugly ones.
The Rock "The Rock has had
many ladys on the peoples struddle before. But that's a different story. Last week
quite frankly The Rock screwed up.
Fans "BOOOOOOOOO !!! ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY !!!!!!!!!
The Rock "Oh yeah it does happen. Even the Rock isn't perfect. But last week
The Rock let his temper get the best of him. I admit i cost Randy Orton his Championship.
The Rock "And now thanks to The Rock's screw up. We have a pink wearing sequence sharing
former pansy high school cheer leader Dolf Ziggler ?.
WHO IN THE BLUE HELL IS DOLF ZIGGLER
?.
JBL "Here he is JR. Show some damn respect and get your fat
butt off the seat. And stand up.
JBL "Here's our new World champion of Smackdown. Ha ha bravo Dolph
JR "Are you serious ?
Dolph "Ladies and Gentlemen. *Thanks to the Rock although i didn't need it*
And best greatest champion in the history of CWE. DOLPH ZIGGLER !!!!
Fans "BOOOOOOO!!!!
Dolph "So Rocky Dwayne or whatever your calling yourself these days. What does
it feel like to be in the path. In the present of the greatest champion alive ?
Rock "I'll let you know when i find him. But you know before you come with all
this savy crap. The Rock just wants to ask you one question ?.
WHO IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU !!!!!!!
Dolph "Real cute Rock you know who i am I'm Dol................
The Rock "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!
Dolph "I knew you was gonna say that. Thats why you people don't deserve me even commenting anymore
let alone wrestling. So what i did is i went out and got myself the greatest manager i could ever get. He is
the limozeen riding jet flying kiss steal wheeling dealing RIC FLAIR !!!!!!!!!!!.
JR "My gawd !!! Its really him !!!.
JBL "Dolph Ziggler has pulled an ace out of the deck. Making the
16 time champion his personal mentor.
Fans "NATURE BOY !!!! NATURE BOY !!!! NATURE BOY !!!!
Dolph "Ladies and Gentlemen i give to you The Nature boy Ric Flair !
Flair "WOOOOOOO !!!!!
Flair "Thats right Rock. WOOOOOOO. The nature boy is back in town. The Nature boy is the manager of
Dolph Ziggler.... And baby i'm gonna take this lad to greatness !!!!!!!!.
JBL "That's what i like to see the Impact hasn't changed him that much has it
JR ?
JR "I'm staying biyus John.
Flair "You see Rock. Just like you, And me ?. This guy has the makings to be
a new nature boy. This guy remind me so much of myself. You see back
in the day. When you was young and athletic. You was a threat to this
buisness. Same with myself. But enough about the history lesson
. Tonight right here starts the dawning of a new era. A new Nature Boy
DOLPH ZIGGLER !!!. WOOOOOO !!!!!!!
The Rock "Scuse the Rock whilst he wipes his face from all the spit
you drownded him in.
The Rock "In all seriousness Nature boy. Flair its good to see you back
man.
The Rock "Wow finnally Ziggler you made a great choice. No seriously i know the nature boy will take you under
his flabby man boobs we all know he has. And take you to......The toilet so he can hold the dress you hind behind.
Cos the Rock has come out here happy because he's gonna fix this situation
oh you bet your ass he it !.
The Rock " You see in two more weeks we have a huge annual Pay per view it
happends once a year. Called the Royal Rumble.
And thats when Randy Orton will get his rematch against you for the title.
The Rock "But thats ages away.
Let talk about tonight and right now The Rock is going to put you in your first title defence.
Oh wait theres more. You won't have along wait for it. ITS NEXT !!!!
The Rock "Against this man !!!!!!
JBL "What whys he have to defend his title this is ludicrous.
JBL "Oh no
JR "Santino...Santino .... Santino is facing Dolph here tonight when
we return for the title.
JBL "Dolph ain't happy and rightfully so.
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JR "Under two more Smackdowns away from the 2012 Royal Rumble.
The CWE global empire are shouting thereselfs into a frenzy as we kick off Smackdown here at Virginia . What will be
a great Smackdown here tonight.
JBL "Thats right my cowboy friend. The Game, The cerebral assassin,
The king of kings, Whatever you wanna call him. He's deverstating and
he's back live here tonight on Smackdown.
JBL "But before we get to that it looks like someone has some explaining to
do
JR "Last time on Smackdown. The Rock unintentionally cost Randy Orton the
World title. To one Dolph Ziggler.
JBL "Unintentionally my arse !. Have you heard yourself. Your talking about the
Rock here. The man who calls himself the Great one. He did it on a purpose as
he can't stay out of the lime light.
JR "Thats the biggest bunch of crap you've talked you know that ?
The Rock "You know the Rock's made some bad descissions over the past. The
Rock has made good descission. And some very ugly ones.
The Rock "The Rock has had
many ladys on the peoples struddle before. But that's a different story. Last week
quite frankly The Rock screwed up.
Fans "BOOOOOOOOO !!! ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY !!!!!!!!!
The Rock "Oh yeah it does happen. Even the Rock isn't perfect. But last week
The Rock let his temper get the best of him. I admit i cost Randy Orton his Championship.
The Rock "And now thanks to The Rock's screw up. We have a pink wearing sequence sharing
former pansy high school cheer leader Dolf Ziggler ?.
WHO IN THE BLUE HELL IS DOLF ZIGGLER
?. JBL "Here he is JR. Show some damn respect and get your fat
butt off the seat. And stand up.
JBL "Here's our new World champion of Smackdown. Ha ha bravo Dolph
JR "Are you serious ?
Dolph "Ladies and Gentlemen. *Thanks to the Rock although i didn't need it*
And best greatest champion in the history of CWE. DOLPH ZIGGLER !!!!
Fans "BOOOOOOO!!!!
Dolph "So Rocky Dwayne or whatever your calling yourself these days. What does
it feel like to be in the path. In the present of the greatest champion alive ?
Rock "I'll let you know when i find him. But you know before you come with all
this savy crap. The Rock just wants to ask you one question ?.
WHO IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU !!!!!!!
Dolph "Real cute Rock you know who i am I'm Dol................
The Rock "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!
Dolph "I knew you was gonna say that. Thats why you people don't deserve me even commenting anymore
let alone wrestling. So what i did is i went out and got myself the greatest manager i could ever get. He is
the limozeen riding jet flying kiss steal wheeling dealing RIC FLAIR !!!!!!!!!!!.
JR "My gawd !!! Its really him !!!.
JBL "Dolph Ziggler has pulled an ace out of the deck. Making the
16 time champion his personal mentor.
Fans "NATURE BOY !!!! NATURE BOY !!!! NATURE BOY !!!!
Dolph "Ladies and Gentlemen i give to you The Nature boy Ric Flair !
Flair "WOOOOOOO !!!!!
Flair "Thats right Rock. WOOOOOOO. The nature boy is back in town. The Nature boy is the manager of
Dolph Ziggler.... And baby i'm gonna take this lad to greatness !!!!!!!!.
JBL "That's what i like to see the Impact hasn't changed him that much has it
JR ?
JR "I'm staying biyus John.
Flair "You see Rock. Just like you, And me ?. This guy has the makings to be
a new nature boy. This guy remind me so much of myself. You see back
in the day. When you was young and athletic. You was a threat to this
buisness. Same with myself. But enough about the history lesson
. Tonight right here starts the dawning of a new era. A new Nature Boy
DOLPH ZIGGLER !!!. WOOOOOO !!!!!!!
The Rock "Scuse the Rock whilst he wipes his face from all the spit
you drownded him in.
The Rock "In all seriousness Nature boy. Flair its good to see you back
man.
The Rock "Wow finnally Ziggler you made a great choice. No seriously i know the nature boy will take you under
his flabby man boobs we all know he has. And take you to......The toilet so he can hold the dress you hind behind.
Cos the Rock has come out here happy because he's gonna fix this situation
oh you bet your ass he it !.
The Rock " You see in two more weeks we have a huge annual Pay per view it
happends once a year. Called the Royal Rumble.
And thats when Randy Orton will get his rematch against you for the title.
The Rock "But thats ages away.
Let talk about tonight and right now The Rock is going to put you in your first title defence.
Oh wait theres more. You won't have along wait for it. ITS NEXT !!!!
The Rock "Against this man !!!!!!
JBL "What whys he have to defend his title this is ludicrous.
JBL "Oh no
JR "Santino...Santino .... Santino is facing Dolph here tonight when
we return for the title.
JBL "Dolph ain't happy and rightfully so.
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