Post by cweowner on Feb 3, 2012 3:53:02 GMT -5
Cole "Welcome back to Monday night Raw ladies and gentlemen.
tag team action as your joining us back here.
King "Yeah and if you've just joined us. You missed the big main event scheduled for tonight. That our new General Manager Stone Cold Steve Austin made. It pits John Cena one on one with CM Punk. For the vacant Heavyweight championship.
Cole "But the loser will leave RAW.
King "Extremely high stakes in that one tonight
Cole "Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston or Air boom as they are known as. Are set for tag team title action
King "What a great team these two make. Both highflying dare devils.
Cole "These guys are just so much fun to watch.
Cole "Jimmy and Jey the twin sons of former CWE superstar Rikisi
King "Big match here tonight for the Uso's. You talk about Rikishi. There dad was a former champion in CWE. Maybe its time for the Uso's to gain some gold.
Cole "This looks to be Jimmy Uso starting things off with Evan.
King "Went for a right but Evan Bourne was ready for it.
Cole "Bourne Capitalises on Jimmy responded with a right of his own.
King "Nice spinning wheel kick there to the solar plexes of Jimmy.
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Cole "He runs the ropes
Cole "Beautiful drop kick there.
King "He sent Jimmy to the outside with that one.
Cole "Oh my god that crazy high flying Evan Bourne just proceeded to greater heights
King "He rolls him back in
Cole "Jimmy almost decapitated Evan Bourne with that huge closeline.
King "That's gotta be what the Samoans are known for most. There hard head and there deverstating headbutts.
Cole "Jimmy taging in his partner Jey.
King "Double team action by the Uso's taking Evan Bourne down.
Cole "A cover and count could we have new champions ?
Cole "No so close there. I tell you King the best way to tell the Uso's apart is Jimmy doesn't have a chest tattoo.
King "Where would we be without you Sherlock ?
King "He has this move locked on what can only be described as a one chicken wing
Cole "Jimmys also about ten to fifteen pounds heavier aswell.
King "Evan Bourne breaks free sending Jey flying.
Cole "Thats one way to break the hold.
Cole "Evan Bourne needs to get a tag to Kingston.
King "No Jey cut Evan off before he could make the tag
Cole "Jey sends Evan Bourne into the corner and smashes him with that Samoan attack.
King "Evan Bourne moved and Jimmy smashes straight into the corner.
Cole "Can Evan Bourne get the tag he so desperately needs.
King "Yes. Kofi Kingston is fully charged and ready to kick ass.
Cole "Closeline to Jey
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Cole "Jimmy atemps to closeline Kofi but he ducks
King "He hits Jimmy with that Trouble in Paradise.
Cole "Kofi Kingston going to work on Jey
King "Kofi setting Jey up with a suplex
Cole "A cover a count and......
King "No that damn Jimmy just broke the pin.
Cole "All hell has broke lose in this one.
King "Wait is that who i think it is ?
Cole "Its Rikishi. He's back here in CWE.
King "Yeah and hes just handed Jey one of the title belts.
Cole "Kofi doesn't know anything and the refs back is turned.
King "Kofi has Jey up and....
Cole "Jimmy sends Kofi face first onto that title gold.
King "And Rikishi now hiding the evedience
King "Not like this. Kofi Kingston is flat out
Cole "We got new tag team champions. Thank god we don't have to listen to Air Boom anymore.
King "Yeah but they better be thanking that man right there. Rikishi there father. The one person who should be teaching these kids about respect.
Cole "King shut up these guys deserved tonight
Cole "Look see even Evan Bourne doesn't look happy with Kofi
King "Stop trying to make tension between the two Cole.
Cole "None the less the era of the Uso's has started.
Stone Cold *(Drinks a can)
Stone Cold "Oh god what do you want ?"
Zack "YO broski"
Zack "Relax bro first of all good luck on the new job"
Stone Cold "No seriously what do you want.
Zack "Ok you caught me bro.
Stone Cold "Go on ?
Zack "Well i was thinking back to all the GM's we've had in the past. Regal with Tajiri Bischoff with Eugene.
You see where i'm going with this bro ?
Stone Cold "Painfully so yes.
Zack "So what about you make me your new assistant. Someone to look out for you bro. ?
Stone Cold "You're Kidding right ?
Zack "Nope imagine the duo of COldster and Ryder serious buisness right there bro
And as a special token and to pave your judgment
Stone Cold "Present for me ?
Stone Cold "These for me ? You bought these for Stone Cold ?
Zack "As to show you what kinda assistant i'd be the next person who walks in here. I want a match with tonight
Stone Cold "Match tonight ? First person walks throw that door ?
Ok your on.
(Door opens)
Zack "Woah bro can we change this bet ?
Stone Cold "No. And one more thing Woo woo woo.
Stone Cold "Thanks for the broski's woo woo woo
PART 3