Post by cweowner on Mar 19, 2012 23:04:18 GMT -5
Lilian Garcia "Ladies and Gentlemen your following contest is scheduled for one fall. And it is for the Womens championship !!!
JR "Thanks for joining us back here on Smackdown. As we are getting ready for divas action for the title.
JBL "Yes this very young attractive girl here won the womens championship on this past weeks RAW. Defeating a very tough challenger in Beth Phoenix.
JBL "Mama mia. Maryse the finest lady walking the history of Smackdown.
JR "Yeah and french too.
JBL "Mickie James quick on the attack.
JR "Very much out of character for the current champion.
JBL "Mickie James won the title last week on RAW, And ever since the altercation with Alberto Del Rio. Mickie James and become an aggressor
JR "Mickie James hammering the French lady with those lefts and rights.
JR "Mickie James attemping a baseball slide but Maryse side stepped in.
JBL "Ouch the side of the apron it certainly isn't hershey chocolate that bad boy hurts
Maryse "Je vais bientôt être champion des femmes, ce n'est pas dévergondée
JBL "JR I speak a tad french and that was not nice.
JR "Really ?....Maryse with a very good cover 1 2 and........
JR "No a kick out at two.
JBL "This Mickie James is a tough champion. It will take alot for her to be beaten. Reminds me of when i was champion
JR "You was womens champion
JBL "No you fat tub of gue. I ment when i was the greatest world champion of all time.
JR "Maryse has Mickie locked in this camel clutch. She doesn't wear much does the lovely Maryse ?
JBL "What are you on about JR. This isn't a fancy dress party this is wrestling.
JR "Mickie James trys to get a attack going but Maryse just takes her down.
"Woah hold the fought just one moment !"
JR "Whats this ?
Michelle McCool "You call this a womens title match ?
Michelle McCool "You got a french tart and a Champion wanna be.
Maryse "Pourquoi ne viendrais-tu pas ici chienne!!
JBL "I think its a good thing this show doesn't provide subtitles
Michelle McCool "I'd be a better champion then you or her have ever been !!!.
Layla "Yeah she would make a better champion then you
JR "Wait Mickie James rolls up Maryse...1 2 and ........
JBL "Its over Mickie retains the gold. And it was kinda thanks to Michelle McCool and Layla
McCool "Well what do we have here Layla
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McCool "It looks like they have forgot to put the catch back on the gate. As it looks like a (McCool makes oinking noises) A pig has been let loose
JR "Oh thats not nice
JBL "Mickie has had enough she's going after Layla and Michelle McCool
JR "But the odds have gone against Mickie
McCool "You ever touch my little muffin again i will ........
JR "Maryse with a ddt to McCool !!!
JBL "Michelle McCool and Layla looked to have come out here to embarass the new champion when really they have just been.
Maryse "Je vais te botter le cul
JR "Again not nice
JBL "Something tells me this rivalry is yet far from over.
JR "But there he is. John Morrison
JBL "What is he doing
JR "He's doing whats called his hardcore yoga style.
JBL "Well he better get his ass to the ring cos theres a title match next !!