Post by cweowner on Apr 18, 2016 21:49:45 GMT -5
Lillan "The following contest is scheduled for one fall contested under Harcore Rules. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome. Alberto Del Rio's personal ring anouncer !
Lillian "Ricardo Rodriguez !!!!!!!!!!!!
King "Whats this idiot doing back ?
JR "Much better than Ricardo Rodriguez.
JR "Its the recently semi retired. Santino Marella.
King "And he's brought that cobra i thought we'd seen the last of that thing
Fans "SANTINO !!!!SANTINO !!!!!!!! SANTINO !!!!!!!!!!
JR "By the sound of this roaring crowd they've missed the Itallian one
Santino "I'm sorry for interuptins youz like this. But i have to tell youz I've beenz listening to youz sometime now.
Santino "And i gotta say. I can't understand nothings you saying. Your accent is ridicuelas.
Santino "Almost as ridicuelas as your eyebrows.
Santino "They look like cattapillaz ha ha
Santino "See i'm beggining to think. That you know nothing about the artz of introductioning
Santino "You don't even Rooollll your arrrrzzz. TRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY IT
Rodriguez "Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Santino "Sorrrez thank youz for playing. Better luck next time
Santino "(HISSES)
Santino "HA ! You got scared. Its not even a real cobra. Its just my arm in a cobra costume stupid !
Santino "HEY !. Whatta youz doing ??.
Santino "You givez me no choice !
JR "Well he was warned ha ha.
Santino "Now let meeezz shows youz how its done
Santino "Hit Alberto's muzic pleaz
King "I can't believe what Santino did to Ricardo. And he has the audacity to take the job as in ring anouncer and anounce Alberto himself.
Santino "Making his way to the ring. He has many many carz. Heesz frum Mecki co. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Santino (*Pants*)
JR "He needs to take a breather
Santino "RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
JR "There you go he got there in the end
JR "Well Ladies and Gentlemen as we await the arrival of Del Rio.
JR "Well Ladies and Gentlemen as we await the arrival of Del Rio. Lets shift gears to the new CWE Network. That's arriving. After Wrestlemania 30
King "Thats right JR. Tons and tons of unseen footage plus oldschool matches. With yours truely in some of them.
JR "Each and every month four shows will be posted. We have the Stone Cold podcast with a special guests. We got Flash back where Mean Gene Oakaland will present two or three matches from the past. NXT with the new upcoming superstars. And the Pre Show which is held before every pay per view.
King "Alberto Del Rio making his way to the ring. Set for this Hardcore Match
JR "And i don't think Alberto is happy that Santino Marella. Hit Ricardo Rodriguez with the Cobra.
JR "And then had the audacity to introduce the Mexican aristcraft Alberto Del Rio to the ring.
King "It was rude JR. You know it. I know it. And these people know it.
JR "None the less its Del Rio and Rob Van Dam, Hardcore Match when we return !.
JR "And tonight. Monday night RAW. Is prestented by Extreme Sets. Experience the best for all your Mattel action figures.
JR "And theres the Hardcore Icon of this sports entertainment. Rob Van Dam
King "Yeah Hardcore icon of that extremely crappy wrestling !
JR "And speaking of ECW King. It was due to our preview show and an attack by Del Rio on RVD been in ECW is the reason why this is a hardcore match. Lets take you back to it. It was due a backstage interview.
RVD "Dude last week i was this close to becoming the Heavyweight champion. For the first time ever.
RVD "Do you have something to say ?................................
Alberto "Hey look Ricardo. !
Alberto "Its the Hardcore Icon. Mr Monder Night Raw himself. Rob Van Dam !.
Alberto "Alberto and Ricardo want to know what its like for you to finally reach the big leagues and be in a company with big star such as Alberto ?. I mean anyone could of been in ECW. It was so easy !
RVD "Well how about i show you tonight on RAW. How grateful i am to....As you say perform on a level as big as yours.
RVD "And seen as you say that ECW was that easy. Why not tonight we make it an Extreme Rules Hardcore match !!!!.
JR "Here we go now back to live action. Alberto Del Rio taking on Rob Van Dam in an Extreme Rules Hardcore Match.
JR "Van Dam could of bitten off more than he can chew. As he starts this match off with a side kick.
King "Thats not true at all JR. As you see Alberto is in control in the openings of this match
King "Alberto with a snap suplex there. Nicely executed.
JR "A cover a count and.............
JR "And a kick out !
King "Alberto is searching for toys. You never know what your going to find under a CWE ring ?
JR "Didn't they find you once sleeping under there ?
King "That's a different story for a different time !. LOOK OUT !!!! ARGGGHHH
JR "Van Dam with a baseball slide sending Alberto crashing into the barricade
King "Whats Van Dam going to do now.
JR "RVD perches Alberto on the Barricade.
King "He's not going to do this is he ?
JR "We've seen this before from Van Dam !
King "Oh MY !!!!!!
JR "Van Dam with the Spinning leg drop off the ring apron !
JR "Taking out Del Rio !
JR "Rob Van Dam made a career out of Hardcore matches the old ECW.
King "Now Rob Van Dam rolling Alberto back into the ring.
JR "Rob Van Dam trained by the great Hall of Famer. The Great Sheik.
JR "Who gave him all the fundamentals
King "He was Hardcore i'll give you that !.
Fans "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ECW .!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECW !!!!!!!!!!!!! ECW !!!!!!!!!!
King "Speaking of Hardcore. Rob Van Dam is about to take things extreme in this one
JR " Van Dam now with a Steel Chair. Completely legal as these rules would have it.
King "RVD with a shoulder to the gut.
JR "RVD planning something here ?
JR "Rob Van Dam over the top rope and executes a DDT on the chair.
King "Oh My Gosh !!!!
JR "Hooks the legs and
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JR "No just a two count on Del Rio !.
JR "So much still to come here tonight.
King "I'm looking forward to that interview between the Rattlesnake and The Best in the World. You had this week. Before there big Wrestlemania 30 match.
JR "Oh it was intense King.
King "OH MY GOD !!!! This guy is mad.
JR "Leg Drop from the inside of the ring to the outside. Catching Del Rio on the way down.
King "Now whats he looking for. It can't get anymore extreme than it already is can it ?
JR "You spoke to soon King !
King "Whats he going to do with a ladder
JR "Who knows. Props it up in the corner.
JR "Sends Alberto careering into the steel ladder.
King "Alberto is in deep trouble in this match here
JR "Got that right. As RVD returns him to the ring.
JR "Hooks the leg and...........
King "No Alberto kicks out before the three count.
JR "Van Dam sends Alberto into the corner into the ladder.
King "And look at Van Dam he went for some rolling thunder. But Alberto moves out of the way.
King "And Van Dam scales the ladder.
JR "BACK CRACKER off the ladder !!!!! Thats gotta hurt !!!!
King "Van Dam is out can Alberto roll over and get the duke ?
JR "Del Rio hooks the leg and ................
JR "And no again RVD gets his shoulder up at the last second
King "Look at this now !. Del Rio is taking the trash out
JR "Del Rio using that trash can against RVD. Smashing it into the back of Mr Monday Night.
JR "Del Rio in wait on the top rope Trash Can in hand.
King "He's going to show Van Dam how hardcore he can get.
King "ARGHHHH !!!!
JR "Alberto off the top rope with the trash can but RVD drop kicked it back into him
King "Now its Van Dam thats looking for toys.
JR "Van Dam has pulled a table out. Things are getting really Extreme now !
King "Hey come on Van Dam have a heart you can't do that !
King "JR stop him !
JR "I'm likely King. I'm not getting involed. But look Alberto has a chair in hand. Whilst RVD sets the table up
King "Alberto swings but RVD ducks !
JR "Van Dam kicks the chair back in Alberto's face.
King "Oh no Alberto is out cold !
King "And i don't think that pyscho is done yet. He's asking the crowd
JR "Van Dam is positioning Del Rio on the table.
JR "Perched uptop here we go
King "This don't look good for Del Rio !!!!
JR " VAN DAM VAN DAM !!!!!
King "Rob Van Dam just took himself to extreme lengths. With the famous five star frog splash.
JR "RVD pulling Alberto from the wreckage.
JR "One two and ....................
JR "Three its over.
King "Yeah but RVD's body payed the price.
King "Alberto hasn't moved since.
King "Can you believe that JR ?.
JR "I can't indeed King. But on a personal and sad note. The industry lost another true great female talent. Joanie Laurer. Better known as Chyna.
King "JR i can't put down in words what this wrestler meant to the business. She truely was great.
JR "And now folks we like you to join us. In this video package. And remember the Ninth Wonder of the World. Godbless you Chyna.
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