Post by cweowner on Mar 7, 2012 23:21:39 GMT -5
JR "Welcome back to Friday night Smackdown folks. If you have just joined us a huge main event for tonight was made earlier. First we found out the Rock was our General Manager.
JR "He then went on to making tonight main event for the World Championship a triple threat, Randy Orton will,
JR "Face both Dolph Ziggler and the returning Chris Jericho for the title.
JBL "Yeah and Smackdown was getting good. Before we was joined by this overbearing Jack a$$ who's coming out here.
JR "That's it JBL say what you think don't color code it ha ha.
JBL "I don't and i won't, I don't sugar coat it or make it smell like flowers. If i say something i usually meen it. And the young punk is a chup stain and not even worth to lick my boots.
The Miz "The greatest champion in CWE. Yet i get downed
by every superstar on the damn roster. There for i wanna
make it a fact that in 4 weeks time i will do what no one
else can do.
JBL "Wake me up when he's done will you JR ?
The Miz "I will take a spot in the Royal Rumble 2012.
eliminate 29 other pieces of garbage, Go to Wrestlemania
and become the champion of either Smackdown or RAW !!!!
The Miz "And if there is anyone in the global empire who thinks
they are better than yours truely cue up your music cos
I'm the Miz and Im AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEESOME !!!!!!!!
JR "Who's this ?
JBL "I dunno but whoever it is. Give this kid a shiny carrot just for shutting this piece of trash who has the brass to call himself a superstar, In my ring
JR "JBL i think thats Daniel Bryan hes a new upcoming talent
JBL "Question is, What is he here for ?
The Miz "There are 90 superstars back there and i get
you ?. I don't wanna quote the Rock But who in the hell
are you ?
D-Bryan "Now Miz i know what your thinking i may not
be the most toughest competitor back there but I'm a Vegan
and tonight i wanna make an impact by facing the Miz on
Smackdown,
The Miz "You come out here... In your little wrestling gear, You have some kind of horrible Rock music blurting out, And you wanna try and make an impact by knocking off one of the top dogs ?
JBL "Hardly top jack a$$ !!!!!
D-Bryan "Miz. I just knew you would say that. However if your really top dog as you say you are, Then prove it right here tonight in this squared circle.
D-Bryan "But it is ok Miz. To admit that you are affraid of been beaten by a no namer like myself
The Miz "What did you just say ?. First of all i'm not scared of a pip squeek like you !. Second Tonight you do relise i will stop your wrestling career before its even started ,,,,,,,,, Your on !!!!
JBL "Finnally the Miz steps up.
JR "Well i guess this is an unsanctioned match.
JBL "Miz going for the cheapshot as usual.
JR "But Daniel Bryan blocks the punches.
JBL "He's caught Miz by surprise and me aswell.
JR "Miz runs at Bryan and again he's taken to class with the arm drag take down.
JBL "But this time he grounds The Miz.
JR "The Miz is in shock,
JBL "Yeah and trust that fool to take the easy way out with an elbow to the jaw
JR "Miz runs the ropes
JR "Bryan ducks
JBL "Very good standing drop kick there,
JR "Miz back to his feet and incontrol
JR "What a great night its been so far.
JR "On a night where Randy Orton puts his title on the line against Dolph Ziggler and Chris Jericho
JBL "Unfortuanlly for Bryan there he got a little too over confiedent. And he payed for it.
JR "A violent viscious boot to the face there
JBL "Well thats gonna smart.
JR "Miz just blasted that knee into the spine on Daniel Bryan
JR "Its Miz's momentum smashing away at D-Bryan's chest with that forearm
JBL "And instead of going for the cover, Miz wants to keep the punishment going.
JR "JBL I think he's trying to rip Daniels head off
JBL "Daniel Bryan trying to fight off but Miz changes the move into a sleeper hold. Very clever by Miz there.
JR "Daniel Bryan fighting free with elbows to the bread basket.
JR "Daniels ducks a clothesline
JR "And locks on a leg cross scissors hold sleeper
JBL "Damn it Miz got to the ropes.
JR "That was smart by Miz wasn't it JBL ?
JR "Bryan sends Miz into the corner
JR "Corner drop kick by Bryan
JBL "Miz is completly ko'ed in this one.
JR "Is this it ?. Could Daniel Bryan get the upset of the year ?
JR "No he kicks out
JBL "Give Miz credit there. Much to my dismiss.
JBL "And now the coward doing what he does best been a coward.
JR "No he was playing possom.
JBL "Miz kick to the bread basket
JBL "This is the start of a brand new season of Smackdown and what a show we still have for you tonight
JR "Bryan ducks and sends Miz careering over the top rope
JBL "He does that in a few weeks time and he can kiss goodbye to his Wrestlemania shot.
JR "Daniel Bryan fakes a launch attack, Miz thinks he's safe
JBL "Huh wait till he turns around
JR "Daniel Bryan with a flying knee from the edge of the ring.
JBL "Yeah throw that trash back in the ring
JR "Daniel Bryan high flying move coming up
JBL "A super highflying drop kick there i've never seen anything like it.
JR " A cover a count and ......
JR "No Miz kicks out again.
JBL "Should of hooked the leg the inexperience is showing on D-Bryan here tonight.
JR "Miz on dream street
JBL "Looks like Daniel Bryan's trying to ground The Miz.
JR "I've heard JBL. He calls this the lebell lock.
JBL "Miz gets to the ropes though.
JR "That could of been it. If Miz wasn't to close to the ropes.
JR "Whats the Miz thinking here,
JBL "I don't know but Daniel looks in trouble.
JR "Oh my god !!! Thats enough to break the young kids neck.
JR "Miz is incontrol we'll be back right after this.
JR "We are back folks. If you just joined us, Daniel Bryan vs Miz one on one right now.
JBL "Before the break the Miz delivered a deverstating neck breaker on the edge of the ring
JR "The Miz and Daniel Bryan uptop here risky buisness here.
JR "OH MY GOD !!!!
JBL "Miz has gotta be out after that one.
JR "I don't believe it Miz just got sunset flipped from the top rope and still Miz kicks out !!!
JR "Daniel Bryan can't believe it
JBL "What does he have to do to put the Miz to rest ?
JR "This might do it. Miz is trying to fight out of it
JBL "He's got the arm, He just needs to lock it in
JR "He's got it. No where for the Miz to go !!!
JBL "This could be a huge upset here
JR "Miz just tapped. What a match.
JBL "And i don't think Daniel Bryan can believe it either. Daniel Bryan's first match in the CWE industry, And he beats one of our top superstars.
JR "Daniel Bryan has started a huge repetition here tonight.
JBL "Daniel Bryan showed us what he's made of tonight and in one of the matches, that could make the match of the year.
JBL "And oh no, What is D-Bryan thinking ?
JBL "If you have any ounce of sence Miz. You will shake his damn hand.
JBL "Shake it damn you !
JR "Whats the Miz going to do ?
JBL "Maybe i have more respect for the Miz than i thought ?
JBL "And maybe not !!!!
JR "The Miz is not happy about losing
JBL "What is this all about ?
JR "The Miz with the skull crushing finale i can't believe the Miz.
JBL "What now ?
JR "He's gonna end this kids damn career before its even got started.
Miz "You son of a bitch i'm gonna make you pay !!!!
JBL "This is not good,
JR "Oh my god he just nailed him right between the eyes.
JBL "Look at this kid he's busted open but he's still getting up
Miz "Stay down !!!!!
JR "OH NO Don't you dare do that !!!
JBL "That over bearing sellfish sob sure has alot to answer for. I can't believe him
JR "Well Daniel Bryan won the match but he lost the war.
JBL "The Miz is crazy !!!
The Rock (Rocks singing and playing his guitar) "Well since Rock baby left him he found a new place to dwell.
The Rock "Well its down at the end of jabroni drive its down at the Smackdown hotel. Rock feels so lonely baby Rock feels so.......
Drew "You wanted to see me ?
Rock "Your right i wanted to see you. I wanted to
tell you. You have had this MITB contract now for
nearly a year
The Rock "At Wrestlemania that contract becomes
none in void. So any thoughts on when you will cash
it in ?
Drew "Don't worry i know...Just when the times right Mr Rock.
Randy Orton ""Rock about tonight ? ........
Rock "Woah woah woah woah. .....Just a minute. Does it say Rock's knocking shop on the door. You all can't just swan in here like some receding bald freak !!!!
Orton "Yeah and the champion takes priority
Drew "(Cough cough)
Drew ""Well Randy after tonight you
may or may not walk out champion ?. But either way
you might not walk out the show champion !