Post by cweowner on May 4, 2015 17:45:25 GMT -5
Richardo "Signore e signori. Alllll BEEERTOOOOO DELLLL RIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Cole "Ending the way we began. With a very angry Alberto Del Rio.
JBL "What do you expect Cole. Alberto got the RKO out of nowhere there was no need for that !
Cole "The viper is ready for action !
JBL "Main event time Cole !!!
Cole "BIg question is what did Orton mean he had earth shattering news tonight
JBL "I've no clue but Orton is attacking Alberto in the early going here.
Cole "And a brutal clothesline.
Cole "Mounts Del Rio in the corner. Pounding Alberto with those heavy fists.
JBL "This ain't the way Del Rio wanted to start this match off.
Cole "Great reversal by Del Rio locks in that arm breaker.
JBL "But he's only got till the count of 5.
Cole "It doesn't matter i think it did its damage !
JBL "Alberto quick on the attack. He's mad about his lost in a great match to Punk on Raw this past week.
JBL "And Randy's just in the wrong place at the WRONG TIME !!!! Ohhhhh he posted him
Cole "Randy Orton's focus is too much on The Rock.
Cole "I think its taking the Viper's concentration
JBL "Albeto Del Rio drops Randy Orton arm first over the top rope.
Cole "Just smashed Alberto in the mouth there.
JBL "Looked like a desperation move to keep Orton away from that arm
Cole "He has Del Rio up and.
Cole "Drops him on the guard rail
JBL "You can count all you like Ref. These two hate each other. They don't care about rules.
Cole "Orton just took out Del Rio.
JBL "These two both want the same thing. The Championship title.
Cole "Orton with the first cover of the match and ....
Cole "No too early for Alberto to be put away there.
Cole "The Viper sends Alberto off the ropes.
JBL "Randy Orton with the drop kick but nobody home !
Cole "A stunned Orton is out of it. He may of hit the back of head on the way down there.
JBL "And Alberto with the Enziguri quickly taking advantage.
Cole "A loss here will not help problems Orton's been having ?
JBL "THe Viper kicks out.
Cole "Whats Alberto going to do now ?
JBL "Snap suplex. That will do more damage to Orton's back.
Cole "Alberto Del Rio ascending the top rope here. This could be a mistake !
JBL "NOOOO Orton caught him
JBL "Sends Del Rio off the top !!!
Cole "The Viper's coiled !!!! The Apex Preditor of CWE is ready to pounce !!!
JBL "RKO RKO !!!!!
Cole "No ! Alberto pushed him away ....
JBL "MYYY GAWD !!!! That's it !!!!
Cole "Alberto with that beautiful super kick there. Clearly knocked Orton out cold.
JBL "What are you waiting for Del Rio cover him claim your victory !
Cole "This could be it
?
Cole "NOOOO
JBL "I don't know how he did it but the Viper kicked out !!!
Cole "Now look at this Del Rio mocking Randy Orton now.
Cole "LOOK OUT !!!
JBL "Del Rio with the RKO !!!!!!
Cole "No Orton dodge it !
JBL "That's the only fault with performing your opponents finisher. Its his. So he will know how to escape it
Cole "There's the original RKO !!!!!
Cole "One two and ............
Cole "Three....The Viper once again Rko's his way to another victory
JBL "But wheres the earth shattering announcement we was promised ??
Orton "Now that's that done with. I promise you people ground breaking new tonight. And i'm true to my word so please can the People's champion. The Rock
come to the ring !
JBL "HES HERE !!!!!
Cole "This is not what Orton wanted.
JBL "Who cares Cole. Damien Sandow has arrived !
Sandow "Welcome young Orton
Sandow "May i introduce myself. I am the The Intellectual Savior of the (Unwashed) Masses, The Beacon of Light in a Harbor of Iniquity.
Sandow "I am DAMIEN SANDOW !!!!!!!
Fans "BOOOOO !!!!!
JBL "What are they booing for. That's a class man in the ring right there.
Sandow "Silence !!!!.... And now a song. Randy has voices inside of head. Just watching him puts me to bed puts me to sleep. Randy walks down here on this ramp
His expressions stay the same. Does his pose up in the corner can't think of anything so lame. All his tattoos are disgusting. All that oil on him is
Heinous. I guess you get to sit back and watch me teach this Ignoramus.
JBL "That's brilliant !
Sandow "YOUR WELCOME !!!!
Orton "Very good.
Orton "Give me one good reason why i shouldn't RKO you on your face right now in the middle of the ring ?
Cole "Well we got told he was here tonight. The Great One. The General Manager of Smackdown. The Rock is here.
JBL "Well Randy Orton called out The Rock. Before Damien Sandow came out here.
The Rock "I'll get to you in a moment
The Rock "First the Rock wants to know something..........WHO IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU
??
Sandow "Why I am Da................
The Rock "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE !!!!!!
The Rock "You know what the Rock's just playing he knows who you are. Your big bushy beard. You towel and your blue dressing gown. Hell your Abe Lincoln
And Jesus's love child !!
Fans "YEAHHHHHH !!!!!! JESUS CHRIST ...... JESUS CHRIST ..... JESUS CHRIST !!!
JBL "Has the Rock really just started a Jesus Christ chant ?
Sandow "Let me ask you a few questions Rocky. "What film won the academy award for best picture in 1993.
The Rock "Well the Rock knows it wasn't the tooth fairy ha ha... Its easy its Schindler's list !
Sandow "You are correct the Tooth Fairy answer was incorrect. Next quest......
The Rock "Na na na let the Rock ask you a question. What happens when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals. With its lowest form
Sandow "That would be. You get Rock bottom !!!
The Rock "Exactly !!!
Cole "And theres Sandow's prize.
JBL "That is not right !!!
Cole "Welcome to Smackdown Sandow !.
JBL "This is no way to treat The Intellectual Savior of the (Unwashed) Masses,
Cole "RKO !!!!!!!!!!!! To the Rock ...
Cole ",........What did he do that for ?
JBL "To prove a point Cole. I believe its payback for No Way Out !
Fans "BOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Orton "Rock you wanna screw me. At Wrestlemania 30............I will kill the Legend of the Great One !!!!!!!!
Orton "See you at Wrestlemania !!!!!
JBL "Did Randy Orton just challenge the Rock to a match at Wrestlemania 30
Cole "I believe he did John. And were out of time. Good night folks !!..........