Post by cweowner on Feb 3, 2012 0:08:59 GMT -5
Cole "CWE has returned home. After over nearly 5 years Championship Wrestling Entertainment is live in living color, And what more live in the most famous arena. Madison Square Gardens.
King "That's right Cole. They said it would never be done again, But everyone on Twitter,Face book and other social media networks have been buzzing about the news all this week. Championship Wrestling Entertainment is finally back on air.
Cole "And you can tell already, King by the noise in this arena that these fans are jam packed for what will be a momentous occasion,
Cole "And here comes the chairman and boss himself. Mr McMahon.
King "In the past few weeks the Internet has been hyping about Mr McMahon making a huge announcement tonight on RAW.
Cole "Hey Vince how you doing Sir.
King "Oh what ?. You idiot put ya hand down he doesn't care about you
Mr McMahon "Thank you very much. Well you people deserve an explanation about the future of CWE, And what direction in power of what we are going in. Well it first gives me great pleasure to tell you Championship Wrestling Entertainment is back. And this time its staying for good.
Mr McMahon "Now over the next few weeks will be changes like none other. The first change will be made here right now. See every good business man has a great mind behind him. So without further a do. I give to you your brand new General manager of Monday night RAW. Vickie Guerrero !!!!
Cole "Yes Yes Yes, Great decision by Mr McMahon Bravo.
King "Shut up Cole. This is the worse decision. Vickie Guerrero is our new boss ?.
King "Well Vince looks happy. Look hes even holding the ropes for her.
Mr McMahon "I feel the choice i have made appointing Vickie Guerrero as the new General manager. She will shake the foundation of this very
federation. And now i give to you your new General Manager of RAW. Vickie Guerrero.
Vickie Guerrero "Thank you Vince. It pleases me...............
Fans "Booooo
Vickie Guerrero "Excuse me !!.............Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!.........
I said Excuse me !!!!!!!!.
Vickie Guerrero "It gives me great pleasure to take Monday night Raw in the new year of 2012. And give to you the hard hitting action that it was once known for. I along with Mr McMahon will run CWE Raw the way we see fit to entertain you great fans out there.
My first order of business will see a Heavyweight championship match take place tonight to decide the rightful owner of the the title.
I SAID EXCUSE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!......
Fans "Boooooo
Cole "What !. She wasn't done what the hell is he doing out here ?.
King "I have no idea Cole. But hes done us all a favor and shut Vickie up.
Cole "What is this guy doing out here. He has no business been out here int erupting our new GM,
King "Well feel free to go and escort him out the ring.
Vickie "Excuse me ?........Excuse me ?
Vickie " (Taps Stone Cold on the shoulder) I SAID EXCUSE ME !!!
Vickie "I know your used to pushing your weight around on everyone and getting your own way. But this is 2012. This is the brand new era of Raw with Vickie.
Vickie "Not on my show will you come out and int erupt me whilst I'm connecting with my millions of fans ...........ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME
?!!!!!Fans "Boooo
Stone Cold "Before you started screeching at me. Sounding like two cats trapped in a trash can. I was gonna say its great to see a fresh new...................Old face running Raw.
Stone Cold "I was gonna say how great ya hair looked. How may i say dashing you look tonight. I was gonna say all that......
Vickie "Thanks Steve... You know we could really get on wel.........
Stone Cold "But i won't ........
Fans "YEAHHHHHHH
Stone Cold "Cos none of its true. You ain't the damn GM.
!!!!!. You see Vince didn't do his home work. The GM job of RAW was hot pickings. But they wanted someone who could control things, Shake CWE to its very foundations. They wanted someone
that would bring CWE to the top. Wouldn't take no bull Sh!t from anyone. They wanted someone who could open up a can of whoop ass and walk it dry. The GM is me. And my first order of business is giving these fans exactly what they have always wanted.......
Cole "Oh my god the rattle snake just stunned our new GM !!!
King "Did you not listen to a word Stone Cold just said ? Shes not our new GM. However Stone Cold is ....
Cole "Mr McMahon can't believe his eyes.
Cole "Come on
King "Its Stunners all round by our new GM of RAW.
King "Ha ha look at the position Mr McMahon and Vickie Guerrero have landed in.
Cole "This is far from funny King .
Stone Cold "Now that that's cleared up. Perhaps ole Stone Cold can get on with running tonight's show.
You see months ago i was sat at home with my feet up watching repeats of the marine. When i received a phone call. That phone call was from the board of directors at Championship Wrestling Entertainment HQ. They said they wanted someone to run RAW. And asked with my previous experience weather i would take the job,
Stone Cold "So i took time to think about it. And whilst i was trying to make that decision, i did i drove down over to the nearest drive in. Ordered a
Halapinya burger,
A chicken fried staked sand witch,
A chillie cheese dog with extra onions,
French Fries,
Potato tots,
Washed it down with one beer,
Two beers,
Three beers,
Four beers,
A shot of whiskey,
A margarita,
And a bloody Mary,
And i said OK. I will run RAW.
Now this show is without a Heavyweight champion. Make no bones about it by the end of tonight we will have crowned a brand new heavyweight champion.
Stone Cold "And you know what ? That's all i gotta say about that. So Stone Cold is gonna be the Sheriff of RAW each and every week. And if no one likes it i really don't give a rats ass what you think. Cos that's the bottom line cos Stone Cold said so............!!!!!
Cole "Here we go.
King "To quote a reference from my good ole buddy JR. Business is about to pick up.
King "John Cena looks like he has something to say
Cole "Hopefully he can talk some sense into Austin that Vince made a good choice with Vickie.
Cena "I've first gotta say if there was anytime for a five second pose it would be right about now.
Cole "Yeah real funny Cena
Cena "Well Well Well we got our self a new GM
Now me and Stone Cold don't have any history together
Cena "Cos I'm here tonight to get my scheduled CWE Heavyweight title rematch
And you all know that Vickie and Vince vacated all the title.
That don't meen I'm out here to just take one.
Cena "I'm stepping up Steve.
"Woah Woah Woah hold the line here"
Cole "Yes a man of understanding
CM Punk "John Cena alert everyone clap
CM Punk "Steve no disrespect but you was just about to give a man that's had countless times at been the champion. Whilst everyone fell asleep.
CM Punk "See Steve I'm out here to save you. I'm out here to save each and everyone of you.
CM Punk "C'mon Cena you're killing me. Not even 10 minutes into the show and you're here?
Show some compassion to these people. Cena !
Cena "What do you want Punk... ?"
CM Punk "I came here to save these people from you.
We both know no one likes you anymore. You became old and boring
No one is buying into this never give up superhero crap!
Cena "What's it to you ?"
CM Punk "Simple I'm sick of seeing you around so are these people
Can't you see times are changing? We have a new GM for god sakes
No one is buying into your PG attitude anymore its stale.
I want you gone everyone in the back wants you gone. And the fans want you gone !
Cena "Why is my career this much of a deal to you? Am i that much of a threat?
CM Punk "Ya know what Cena? Yes you are that much of a threat!
A threat to the guys in the back who work their asses off to get a spot
on the card !
The guys who are back there getting buried on TV. Because of your brand.
This is all your fault! These fans will never get to know or see true wrestling!
Daniel Bryan. One of the best wrestlers in the world works the lower card.
Meanwhile you parade around with your 3 moves and catchy slogans.
My best friend Colt Cabana can't even get a break because of you !
Because of you the standard has been changed. When people see you they
think IDEAL.
They think your the ideal wrestler. And not me or Daniel Bryan
Or Zack Ryder. Or someone who can put on a great match !
You've buried people in the back so long now Cena its time you go!
Cena "You've got the nerve blaming me for all this!. How dare you
I was never a politician in the back and i never asked for anything.
I worked hard.
And my hard work paid off. Maybe if your buddy Colt Cabana could do some thing...
Punk "You watch your mouth Cena. Colt could wrestle circles around you any day.
Cena "My point is that you and I are here because we worked for it.
Your buddies aren't
But i see how strongly you feel about this. So let me make a suggestion.
CM Punk "I obviously want to kick your ass. Cena! Lets cut the small talk
Cena "Alright lets go"
King "Tensions rising here on Monday night RAW. And its fueling this heated confrontation.
Cole "For the record Cm Punk was absoulutly right about Cena.
Stone COld "Igg arr. That just ain't gonna happen.
Well atleast it ain't gonna happen just yet.
Stone Cold "See Cena and Punk would make an excellent match to start of the new start
of CWE RAW.
An excellent match for say a main event.
Stone Cold "Now incase you dumb asses don't know where i'm going with this
Tonight its gonna be John Cena one on one with CM Punk.
And because ole. Stone Cold wants to make this thing interesting.
This winner will walk out CWE RAW Heavyweight champion.
Stone Cold "And the loser ?. Well the loser is fired !.
Stone Cold "And thats the bottomline because Stone cold said so!.
Cole "Stone Cold our so called boss making a huge announcement here tonight on this first episode of RAW.
King "Gotta agree with you there Cole. Stone Cold made the right choice here. He could of made this a one on one match but he knew that RAW is only big enough for one of these titans.
Cole "First day on the job and Stone Cold is already making an impact on Monday Night RAW....
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